It's been rumored that the
Shmoes will return
to the world stage sometime soon.
Watch this space for more info.
Shmoes are available to put on a spectacle for all types of parties, weddings,
pagan rites, yacht christenings, picnics & other festivities
in the general Western Washington area from Vancouver to
Ocean Shores to Sedro Wooley and maybe as far east as Roslyn.
Contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org
for more details.